Laters, Baby

Half human, half dinosaur, gamer, 15 (+5) years old, books, myths and other weird stuffs. I'm not a writer, I'm just a person who writes.

LURK AT YOUR OWN RISK.

SimCity 2013 😱😱😍😍😍

SimCity 2013 😱😱😍😍😍

Ooooh. Is that the reason? 😍😱😱

Ooooh. Is that the reason? 😍😱😱

I hate mosquitoes.. I mean, I know I’m delicious but damn.

Reblogged from siximposibilities

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

creppyvevo:

whitedenimghost:

tardis-in-my-tuba:

whimsicalspecks:

theoncomingchibi:

manticore-monster:

smurflewis:

10 things not to say to a women

this isΒ guaranteedΒ way to get yourself murdered

Somebody did this to my friend once, she was like

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PSA cramps are just the feeling we get when the muscle of our uterus is literally tearing itself to shreds if you were wondering what the bloody stuff was in the first place and /that/ is why this is a Not Good thing to say

Actually a lot of the time cramps are caused by the muscles in our uterus spasming in order to cut off the blood flow to the uterus. Our uterus is basically trying to kill itself which is why your abdomen feels like death.

Also, the hormone that causes it? The first hormone of labor. So, when we get our periods we are literally starting labor for a week. How about that?

basically stab yourself in your lower stomach a thousand times with a dull knife and you’ll know how it feels

fucking thank you

Reblogged from deepdrunkenthoughts

heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

Reblogged from deepdrunkenthoughts

officialwhitegirls:

talk dirty to me

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Feb.: how I spent it? By eating strawberries and playing LoL. I would like to express my deepest gratitude to my sponsor. <3 HAHAHA! #tbt #trodatthursday #nakitakolangulitditosaphotos

Feb.: how I spent it? By eating strawberries and playing LoL. I would like to express my deepest gratitude to my sponsor. <3 HAHAHA! #tbt #trodatthursday #nakitakolangulitditosaphotos

Getting ready for our Optometry Rehabilitation Exam. To be able to eat a full course meal with BLINDFOLD. 😍☺️ #perksofbeinganoptometrystudent

Getting ready for our Optometry Rehabilitation Exam. To be able to eat a full course meal with BLINDFOLD. 😍☺️ #perksofbeinganoptometrystudent

TAXIOKE first thing in the morning. Destined talaga tayong kumanta ngayong umaga. #umagangkayganda @xerikadawn @mellayneysabelle @gigingerz

TAXIOKE first thing in the morning. Destined talaga tayong kumanta ngayong umaga. #umagangkayganda @xerikadawn @mellayneysabelle @gigingerz